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My friend’s pants belt broke when he was at work, he got on a crowded peak hour bus carrying a bunch of work material and his pants fell completely to the floor in front of everybody

When I flew V Australia to the USA, their song choice in the toilets included “Burning ring of fire” and “Bad moon rising”. Still makes me giggle .

OMG! when I was a young 18 year old uni student, I always went home on the train with other girls from the uni because there was no parking on campus.

We sat together and always saw seedy people.

The MOST OUTRAGEOUS was Sydney’s well known “Crapper Harris” who used to throw his own poo and sometimes eat it, closing down large Sydney train stations, and police men chasing him in face guards and special, really thick rain coats. We used to laugh at that, even though he used to be quite a health hazard!

THE FUNNIEST traveller was a guy about our age who well “spanked the monkey”, and caused us to change carriages at the next train station and caused us to loudly giggle so much we almost wet ourselves!

Sydney trains… You never know what you are gunna get!

It would have to be the guy on the train that I saw bringing his own CHAIR!!!!! It was an office chair on wheels, so no doubt he was just stealing the chair to take home, but it was funny to speculate that public transport is now so crowded that you need to bring your own seat.

Happened to my husband and probably why he doesn’t catch trams anymore. He seems to attract the unwanted like Skyjoker on this page. This guy started chatting to my husband and brought out nude pictures of himself. Needless to say hubby likes to hoof it or take the train now.

Public transport isn’t the best place for racism. Especially when the person you’re with has a loud mouth and no filter.

I was waiting to catch a bus to uni with a friend I’d known in high school. When the bus drove up and stopped, he watched from behind his glasses as a large mass of … members of a certain race…. barged in front of him and bottle-necked onto the bus.

‘Look at this.’ He said. ‘No manners. They don’t have any sense of space. It’s because there are so many of them in [...] that they don’t learn to respect other people’s space. God damn it.’

We stepped on the bus, took a seat in a square of four seats that face each other, and he said no more about it. We talked some more the closer we got to uni until, for some reason, he again brought up the matter of ‘racial limitations of spatial coordination’ – as he put it. Nearly the whole bus was audience to my friend’s ranting – if I can call him a friend rather than a school acquaintance. I wanted to move as far away from his seat as I could. I knew this being audience to an entire bus was making me look the racist too. This was made worse because one of the people seated opposite us, facing us, was of the same ethnicity he was railing against. He knew she was sitting there too. And he went on at high volume listing his reasons for spatial ineptitude.

At last he gestured at the poor girl looking at us and told her ‘I know you’re right there. I don’t care! The whole bus knows I’m a racist now. Whatever.’

I was in 6th grade. Me and my little brother were on a bus after a long day at school. When we were sitting together in the back (the wide seat in the back that accommodates more people). A homeless man sat next to us. He looked at my little brother. He saw my little brothers hands had paint on them from art class. The homeless man said “you need to take better care with your fingers, keep them clean like my mine” the homeless man then proceeds to show my little brother his thingers which were jet black with soot. He then yells out “THUMMMBEEEEEE” and tries to stick it in my little brothers mouth. We both then ran out of the bus we never saw the homeless man again. For me this was the strangest story.

I always had bad luck with “crazy religious people”, for some reason I attract them even I don`t follow any religion (I only pray to Crom, Odin and Thor)…Once while on the bus an old dude with a bible just jumped in without paying his ticket and started to bring “the word of God” to the passengers and he looked at me and my arm (I was wearing a shirtless tshirt…I’d like 20 kilos less that’s why ok!) and he saw my Pearl Jam tatoo, reason enough for him to start yelling at me like crazy: “This guy has the devil on his skin…he change the body God gave him with cheap ink from Satan, he is a sample of why fire will fall from the sky to announce the end of the days until God came to save us all again”.

Al the passengers were looking at me like he was guilty of something, so I stoped the crazy guy and told him: “well at least I paid my ticket, isn`t one of the laws of God: Don`t steal?…well you are stealing since you jumped on the bus for free!” and all the bus started to clap…while the crazy guy started to cursed me again…and at the first red light he ran way, while a dude with a Heavy Metal tshirt of Cannibal Corpse comes to me and told me: “Hey mate…lucky me he didn`t see my t-shirt” ha ha ha.